I think you’re addicted to commercials, Peyton.
You’re probably not doing them for the money. Do you just really, really believe in these products? Because that’s a lot of products to believe in. Your endorsement isn’t exactly an ironclad Swanson Seal of Approval anymore.
You’ve always had good taste, and I will never stop quoting this—
—but they can’t all be that funny, and at this point, they’re not.
Do you like acting? That’s good. SNL is waiting for you. You’re better than commercials, Peyton. Be better than commercials.