Our best best friends are back!
Awards season starts tonight with the 2014 Golden Globes, hosted once again by our queens Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Just pretend this hasn’t been your main reason for living for the past few weeks. What gifts will Tina and Amy give us this year? Will they sing? Will they roll around on the stage? Will they wear onesies? Whatever their plan, I have no doubt it’ll be glorious, and I’m here in my classiest sweatpants to live-blog the occasion. I’m also live-tweeting at @theTVmouse. Join the party! Let’s kick back with Ben & Jerry’s and watch the pretty people do their thing.
11:04 Cheers to Amy Poehler and Emma Thompson, the true winners of this 71st Annual Golden Globes ceremony. See you all at the next red carpet fest–now go make out with Bono.
10:57 Finally 12 Years a Slave gets its recognition.
10:42 Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence are just standing in the back doing the sexual tension thing like no one else is around.
10:35 Leonardo DiCaprio is holding an award.
10:24 Oh look they failed to recognize Parks and Rec‘s brilliance.
10:12 Campfire singalongs with Diane Keaton
10:06 When will we learn better than to use the “many things to many people” line?
10:00 AMY POEHLER IS A GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER.
9:57 AMY POEHLER WON AND I’M CRYING.
9:56 “It’s ‘aniMAtion’ not ‘animaTION.'”
9:46 Rob Lowe’s hair looks like it’s training for space.
9:44 Tina and Amy’s latest dresses, on the other hand…
9:41 Zoe Saldana’s dress makes her look all slouchy.
9:36 Andy Samberg?
9:28 Emma Thompson took off her shoes. Come here and let me love you, lady.
9:21 Look at how Bradley Cooper looks at Jennifer Lawrence!
9:19 NO. Go back. Do it again. Pick Tatiana Maslany.
9:17 Just imagine Tina Fey and Idris Elba’s child though.
9:07 Hey there Iron Man.
9:05 Losing it without Tina and Amy to guide me.
8:59 Cannot decide if sad about Mandela or sad for “Let It Go.”
8:40 First win for Cranston?!
8:37 Teleprompter mixup.
8:16 J-Law over Lupita, am I a little sad about this?
8:11 “Masters of Sex is the degree I got from Boston College.” THIS WILL BE MY NEW TWITTER BIO, LINKEDIN BIO, COVER LETTER, AND ALSO HOW I INTRODUCE MYSELF TO EVERYONE.
8:07 “Or what actresses call ‘being in a movie.'”
8:03 My flawless queens traded jewel tones.
7:59 SIXTY SECONDS TO CURTAIN.
7:47 I maintain that JLaw is better than this dress, but it’s entirely possible that she’s better than all dresses because she’s at a level of human that just transcends fashion.
7:38 Chiwetel Ejiofor, always.
7:33 Emma Thompson is like the warmest hug became a person but was better than you at everything.
7:17 Oh and he cut his hair again so he IS, in fact, WILL TIPPIN.
7:16 Leonardo DiCaprio clapped for Bradley Cooper. And to think I knew him when he was Will Tippin.
7:10 “I had a cookie for breakfast.”–Zooey Deschanel
7:03 Even the Dowager Countess would approve of Tatiana Maslany’s dress.
6:59 Emma Watson, your ensemble. What’s the spell to get it?
