Live-Blogging the 2014 Golden Globes

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tina fey photobomb amy poehlerAwards season starts tonight with the 2014 Golden Globes, hosted once again by our queens Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Just pretend this hasn’t been your main reason for living for the past few weeks. What gifts will Tina and Amy give us this year? Will they sing? Will they roll around on the stage? Will they wear onesies? Whatever their plan, I have no doubt it’ll be glorious, and I’m here in my classiest sweatpants to live-blog the occasion. I’m also live-tweeting at @theTVmouse. Join the party! Let’s kick back with Ben & Jerry’s and watch the pretty people do their thing.

11:04 Cheers to Amy Poehler and Emma Thompson, the true winners of this 71st Annual Golden Globes ceremony. See you all at the next red carpet fest–now go make out with Bono.

gatsby toast gif

10:57 Finally 12 Years a Slave gets its recognition.

ron swanson happy fist

10:42 Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence are just standing in the back doing the sexual tension thing like no one else is around.

rose ten touch tooth and claw

10:35 Leonardo DiCaprio is holding an award.

nine doctor who not supposed to happen

10:24 Oh look they failed to recognize Parks and Rec‘s brilliance.

moriarty ordinary people adorable

10:12 Campfire singalongs with Diane Keaton

chandler bing friends what

10:06 When will we learn better than to use the “many things to many people” line?

jim halpert frustrated

10:00 AMY POEHLER IS A GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER.

RON SWANSON awards

9:57 AMY POEHLER WON AND I’M CRYING.

amy poehler leslie knope dance

9:56 “It’s ‘aniMAtion’ not ‘animaTION.'”

leviosa emma watson gi

9:46 Rob Lowe’s hair looks like it’s training for space.

david tennant hand hair

9:44 Tina and Amy’s latest dresses, on the other hand…

troy thumbs up

9:41 Zoe Saldana’s dress makes her look all slouchy.

john watson

9:36 Andy Samberg?

castle nathan fillion speechless

9:28 Emma Thompson took off her shoes. Come here and let me love you, lady.

rachel monica hug

9:21 Look at how Bradley Cooper looks at Jennifer Lawrence!

john barrowman squee

9:19 NO. Go back. Do it again. Pick Tatiana Maslany.

max greenfield finger wag

9:17 Just imagine Tina Fey and Idris Elba’s child though.

amy poehler wink

9:07 Hey there Iron Man.

rdj iron man

9:05 Losing it without Tina and Amy to  guide me.

sherlock upset

8:59 Cannot decide if sad about Mandela or sad for “Let It Go.”

tennant rain gif

8:40 First win for Cranston?!

andy dywer

8:37 Teleprompter mixup.

tracy jordan robot

8:16 J-Law over Lupita, am I a little sad about this?

no yes doctor tennant

8:11 “Masters of Sex is the degree I got from Boston College.” THIS WILL BE MY NEW TWITTER BIO, LINKEDIN BIO, COVER LETTER, AND ALSO HOW I INTRODUCE MYSELF TO EVERYONE.

matt smith thumbs up doctor who

8:07 “Or what actresses call ‘being in a movie.'”

colbert snap

8:03 My flawless queens traded jewel tones.

amy poehler tina fey high five

7:59 SIXTY SECONDS TO CURTAIN.

kristen wiig really excited snl

7:47 I maintain that JLaw is better than this dress, but it’s entirely possible that she’s better than all dresses because she’s at a level of human that just transcends fashion.

zooey deschanel new girl hair

7:38 Chiwetel Ejiofor, always.

playa phone

7:33 Emma Thompson is like the warmest hug became a person but was better than you at everything.

j law i love you

7:17 Oh and he cut his hair again so he IS, in fact, WILL TIPPIN.

bradley cooper alias

7:16 Leonardo DiCaprio clapped for Bradley Cooper. And to think I knew him when he was Will Tippin.

wilf crying

7:10 “I had a cookie for breakfast.”–Zooey Deschanel

bye bye lil sebastian

7:03 Even the Dowager Countess would approve of Tatiana Maslany’s dress.

dowager countess

6:59 Emma Watson, your ensemble. What’s the spell to get it?

ron lil sebastian

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