Emily Deschanel is a classical French statue come to life. Seriously, she is GORGEOUS. She can’t be real. (more…)
Tonight’s Bones opened on a man in a parking garage, which in Hollywood might as well be a murder house. No other setting makes it so obvious that somebody’s going to die. Sure enough, he explodes before the opening credits. Hollywood really wants us to fear parking garages. What did we ever do to deserve this?
Let me recline on a comfy therapist couch and break down my paranoia. (more…)