Sydney Bristow

There’s No Daddy Like SpyDaddy

People don’t talk about Jack Bristow enough.

victor garber exasperated

I know, Jack. I know.

The man is one of TV’s definitive badasses. He’s stiff and brittle and broken and pretty much over everybody else because everybody else is incompetent. He doesn’t really do relationships. But if you hurt his daughter, he will bury you. (more…)

Vartan and Coop: Don’t Make Me Choose

Alias was my crash course in television fandom.

I was 12 when it premiered. Alias taught me that the definition of appointment TV is “a show you’ll speed through your math homework for.” It taught me, eventually, that TV recaps exist online (because sometimes you just can’t finish that math in time). It taught me that TV on DVD is what addiction must feel like. And, most importantly, Alias taught me the love triangle. (more…)